Get Off Me - We're Gonna Score

So, they say women are always right? Well the missus was going out to the garden to sunbath and clambered onto me asking me to rub oil into her body. Ok, so she's extremely fit. She has a fantastically toned body, but come on ... Beckham with the ball at his feet and a free kick a few minutes in. I shouted "get off me, we're gonna score". That started world war three, but who cares we scored!

Some people just don't know priorities in life!